20 Pounds Of Headsets Stapled To Our Chests

               

Gars for Bob

Hey! Mr. Longnose Gar Fish, jump and dance for me Why don’t you throw that rope fly so I don’t have to hug you Hey! Mr. Longnose Gar Fish, hold real still for me We’ll take that nylon from your teeth and I’ll be seeing you    

Gar, I See You Hiding

To the tune of “Beth” (Kiss): Gar I see you hiding But I can’t get my fly there You’re sunning facing to the bank And I just can’t make the cast Just a few more days And the water warms some more I’ll stalk you from the open side And you’ll take the fly and [...]