Posts Tagged ‘lyricsabuse’

20 Pounds Of Headsets Stapled To Our Chests

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gars for Bob

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

Hey! Mr. Longnose Gar Fish, jump and

dance for me

Why don’t you throw that rope fly so I don’t

have to hug you

Hey! Mr. Longnose Gar Fish, hold real

still for me

We’ll take that nylon from your teeth and I’ll

be seeing you

 

 

Gar, I See You Hiding

Monday, March 15th, 2010

To the tune of “Beth” (Kiss):

Gar I see you hiding
But I can’t get my fly there
You’re sunning facing to the bank
And I just can’t make the cast

Just a few more days
And the water warms some more
I’ll stalk you from the open side
And you’ll take the fly and soar
Oh you’ll take the fly and soar