To the tune of “Beth” (Kiss):

Gar I see you hiding
But I can’t get my fly there
You’re sunning facing to the bank
And I just can’t make the cast
Just a few more days
And the water warms some more
I’ll stalk you from the open side
And you’ll take the fly and soar
Oh you’ll take the fly and soar
those things are gnarly.
Good tune.
We have also modified these into gar hymnals:
“Gars, Gars,Gars” Motley Crue
“Gars on Film” Duran Duran
“About a Gar” Nirvana
Ooooh… I LIKE “Gars, Gars, Gars.”